Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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