Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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