soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Can you bring me the toilet please
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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