if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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