can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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