i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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