I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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