If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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