I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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