I need help removing her.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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