So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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