I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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