Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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