honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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