what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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