remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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