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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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