Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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