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SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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