I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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