new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We had to coat check the pizza.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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