we have pet lesbian snakes
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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