It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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