The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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