so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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