Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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