The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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