mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
