Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
wow bdsm is so cute
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