we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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