Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
