everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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