omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It was confusing and full of hummus
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My vagina is very pro this idea
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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