omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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