Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize
