Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I want to have your abortion
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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