I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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