I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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