Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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