ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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