i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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