I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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