she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He? As in you personified your dick?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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