I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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