what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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