You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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