The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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