just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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