Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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