The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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