all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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