Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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